How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky