What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.