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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.