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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...