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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.