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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas