What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.