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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.