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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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