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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today