What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?