Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.