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Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.