Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.