Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy New Year's folks!

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw