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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl