What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!