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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.