What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!