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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.