Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.