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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.