Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Foreigner Jokes More Foreigner Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.