Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry