How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.