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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.