How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones