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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography