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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)