How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.