Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Anti Joke Jokes More Anti Joke Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Pac Man Jokes More Pac Man Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.