Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Anti Jokes More Anti Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.