Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Anti Jokes More Anti Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics