Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)