Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS