The Samsung Note 7
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Are you ashamed of me
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
He was following the Tsar.
Shoot for the Tsars.
All right, all right, all right..
All rice, all rice, all rice
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A banana in the washing machine.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
They sit eggsaminations!
