Because he only had followers. Not friends.
A joke.
They're all about force projection.
Deleted
Two, as always.
I don't know you tell me.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Load it in the chum dumpster.
A denom-nom-nominator!
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
A putin wedge.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Because he is an erascist.
Pop music!
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Because she was his sole mate.