Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Pac Man Jokes More Pac Man Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Anti Joke Jokes More Anti Joke Jokes

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.