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Car Accident Jokes

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.