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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.