How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.