How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.