How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.