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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'