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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'