How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?