April Sale - 20% Off

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Fast Runner Jokes More Fast Runner Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin