How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints