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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra