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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose