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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.