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Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish