Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

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The guy likes his power chords too much.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.