Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Traitor Joe's.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks