What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship