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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship