Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.