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Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.