Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.