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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.