Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

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What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.