When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Bob.
Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
Because they all add up!
You add 24 carats!
A Mexican moose
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
A misteak.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because he was in the coo klux klan
Because it's indivisible.
You boil the hell out of it
Because he mist it.