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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.