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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Tsar-Chasm

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.