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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.