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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.