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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT