He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Because they never get off their beds.
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
Because you should never drink and derive.
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
That's amorehay!
Forgetti Bolognese.
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
He had to take a sheet.
Because it was covered in sheet
The HYAT
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.