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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks