What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.