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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.