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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.