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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Nguyen Jokes More Nguyen Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.