Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.