Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"