Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.