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Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO