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Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.