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Sauron Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU