April Sale - 20% Off

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Tom Cruise Jokes More Tom Cruise Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise