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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.