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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.