Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to