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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.