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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.