Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.