Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.