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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.