What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.