Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Kickstand Jokes More Kickstand Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.