Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef