Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!