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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint