Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.