Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke