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Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally