Roll a 40 down the street.
No matches founds
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Dootsie rolls.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
A cross walk
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.