How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.