How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.