How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B