He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
Ball bearings and stick shift.
Four abreast!
Allah back!
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up