Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)