Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge