Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range