Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Nun
Women have been around for 100,000 years
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Is it about black people
Because they'll melt.
Because they hate shorts.
Ohm on the range
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'