What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here