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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.