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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.