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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.