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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.