Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.