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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one