What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.