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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.