A cantelope.
It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because he ran ahead.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Want to date hot Russians!
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Tae-fawn-doe
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
A graduated cylinder.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
Cantelope
