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Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes