Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo