Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.