Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

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Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time