Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.