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Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press