Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me