Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: