Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran