Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??