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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.