How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.