How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!