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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.