Wrinkly.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Irony.
It's in the name...
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Because it was irony.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
A rain of terror
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
The Guardian.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Barium.
Heelium!
Forging.
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
It really has a lot of ups and downs
Because the ends justify the memes
Cover your ears with your hands
