Scone Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters