What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*