Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this